Editor's Note: While these are awesome and very well COULD get you out of work for two of the most important sports days of the year (AND ST. PADDY'S DAY), they could also maybe get you in hot water with your boss, so, um, good luck!
According to YeahObviously.com, trying to watch March Madness on your computer while you're at work sucks.
You live in constant fear that either 1) your boss is gonna stealthily sneak up behind you and see Oklahoma-Cal State Bakersfield in a super tiny window in the corner of your screen, or 2) some tech support guy is gonna notice a spike in your internet usage and tell your boss... who is then gonna stealthily sneak up behind you and see Oklahoma-Cal State Bakersfield in a super tiny window in the corner of your screen.
Either way, you're screwed.
And since you're not gonna waste vacation days on college basketball (wait, why aren't you doing this?), and no boss is gonna buy you playing the sick card when you orchestrated the office's March Madness pool, you're left with really just one option: Printing out one of the following documents -- a jury summons, a doctor's note, and/or a contractor work order for a burst pipe that flooded your apartment -- that A) we definitely found on the internet and didn't make ourselves, and B) clearly state that you have to miss work for the next two days for reasons out of your control.
Doctor's Note (nice last name, Doc... also: don't Google that medical term...):
Plumber Work Order:
Editor's Note #2: Even if you don't get off work, you can at least spend Saturday trying to finish the mythical Triple Double (10 corndogs, 10 beers, and 100 tater tots) while watching 12 hours of college hoops straight.
Editor's Note #3: How great is this GIF??