Look at this GIF:
OK, now look at THIS GIF:
OK NOW LOOK AT THIS GIF OHMYGODYES:
OK, now read this paragraph:
Starting April 9th in Vegas this completely nutsnutsnutsNUTS slide is gonna be making its way across the country (12 states + DC) and you'll be following it to every damn stop since $20 gets you unlimited slides down a 200-footer with a 40ft drop at 35mph. You've gotta bring your own tube (or you can buy one of their glow-in-the-dark ones), and there's an after-party that, based on the second GIF, looks kinda sorta a little teeny tiny bit fun as s**t.
OK, now buy tickets to the one in Vegas 'cause 1) Vegas, and 2) VEGAS, and 3) they're only $20 today and bump up to $50 tomorrow.