Sometimes the internet presents you with a story about the human condition that's so powerful it changes the way you view the world.
And sometimes the internet presents you with a story about THE WORLD'S LARGEST BOUNCY CASTLE!!!! WOOOOOO!!!!!
This is one of those latter times:
Breaking a nearly 20-year-old world's largest bouncy castle record, this newly finished inflatable mansion is the size of an actual mansion: it measures 5,304 square feet, fits 100 bouncers at a time, and stands at 42 feet tall, making it taller than the Great Wall of China, three times the size of the Berlin Wall, and 134 times the size of your Snake Eyes G.I. Joe.
The blow-up mega castle already did a dry run in May, and'll be back in action at Camp Bestival in the UK from July 28th-31st and Bestival in the UK from September 8th - 11th, in case, ya know, you wanted to go see THE GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND in person.
Totally your call though.