Gelande Quaffing Is The Greatest Winter Drinking Game Ever Created
We call it "Drinko Plinko."
Based on the video, we're gonna go ahead and say, uh, yes?
Wizard nunchucks, ftw.
Go big or go home.
20ish people. 20ish paddles. 1 ball. And a whole lotta beers.
We came up with a ginormous version of Connect Four that uses empty beverage cans instead of stupid tiny plastic discs.
Since you're a flag-flying American who was planning on drinking 44 beers during your three-day Fourth of July Weekend, we figured why not drink those 44 beers while playing Kit's 44-Beer* Fourth of July Weekend Drinking Game?
Is that a Coors Light, or a Bud Heavy? A Rolling Rock or a Miller Lite??
The one thing the BCS Championship and 24-hour CSPAN coverage have in common? They're both infinitely better when you add a drinking game.
AKA the greatest drinking board game ever invented.
If Slamball taught us one thing it's that ACLs are SUPER fragile. But if it taught us TWO things, it's the ACLs thing, and also that you can make any already-great sport better. Especially if you add giant styrofoam Battleship beer coozies to it, which you TOTALLY WILL if you're playing Battle Pong.