Why You've Never Heard of the Greatest Water Park in America

By: Grant Marek
Why You've Never Heard of the Greatest Water Park in America

Even though it has slides, floating docks, rope swings, water balance beams, tree ladders, insane hammock launchers, waterwheels, karaoke machines, and more.

Like, WAY more

Everything You Need to Know About Inflatable Trampoline Volleyball

By: Grant Marek
Everything You Need to Know About Inflatable Trampoline Volleyball

And you get to kick the ball?!?!

Hell yeah

Here's What the World Is Missing Out on By Banning Men's Synchronized Swimming in the Olympics

By: Grant Marek
Here's What the World Is Missing Out on By Banning Men's Synchronized Swimming in the Olympics

Men are currently still barred from competing in the Olympics, which makes literally zero sense considering we could all be watching...

THIS

This Is The Greatest Boat That Has Ever Existed

By: Grant Marek
This Is The Greatest Boat That Has Ever Existed

The Tarzan Boat is essentially a floating waterpark -- a 12' by 34' pontoon that can entertain up to 40 people at a time with...

A smorgasbord of awesome stuff

Let's Talk About the Gambler 500

By: Grant Marek
Let's Talk About the Gambler 500

A 500-mile, mostly off-road race through Oregon where everyone is driving either 1) $500-or-less beater cars, or 2) comedically awesome vehicles like fire trucks and ambulances.

Or hearses, or pinzgauers, or...

An All-Uphill, 400m Race Up a Practically Vertical Ski Slope? Bring It On.

By: Grant Marek
An All-Uphill, 400m Race Up a Practically Vertical Ski Slope? Bring It On.

Last year's winner needed almost 4 minutes to finish the race.

Can your quads handle it???

Ginormous Flip Cup Is the Best Kind of Flip Cup

By: Grant Marek
Ginormous Flip Cup Is the Best Kind of Flip Cup

Go big or go home.

Where do you get those giant cups, though?

Who's The Most Badass TV Mom of All Time?

By: Grant Marek
Who's The Most Badass TV Mom of All Time?

A 6-seed won the bracket???

Seriously??

Can You Complete the Cinco De Mayo Taco Bell Challenge?

By: Grant Marek
Can You Complete the Cinco De Mayo Taco Bell Challenge?

It's time to take your shot at Cinco De Mayo immortality.

Let's Do This

Here's How To Beat Dave & Busters And Win The Biggest Prize Every Time

By: Grant Marek
Here's How To Beat Dave & Busters And Win The Biggest Prize Every Time

You know you want that giant 15,000-ticket Mario.

And this is your crib sheet to getting it

$20 Says One of These Game of Thrones Fan Theories Comes True This Season

By: Dan Gentile
$20 Says One of These Game of Thrones Fan Theories Comes True This Season

It seems like only yesterday Season 5 of Game of Thrones ended. Wait no, that was literally HUNDREDS OF DAYS AGO. With so many characters, houses, and sex scenes, it's hard to remember where the story left off, and even harder to predict what will happen next going into this weekend's Season 6 premiere.

Unless, that is, you've read THIS

The World's Largest Aqua Park Is Radtacular

By: Grant Marek
The World's Largest Aqua Park Is Radtacular

Remember a couple weeks ago when you were all "I just wish there was somewhere I could go if I wanted to party on two football fields worth of bouncy castles floating on water"?

Welp, wish no more, Wishy McWisherton

The World's Longest Zip Line Over Water Is Realllllllllllly Long

By: Grant Marek
The World's Longest Zip Line Over Water Is Realllllllllllly Long

As the Declaration of Independence clearly states, all men are enodowed with certain unalienable rights, among which are "life, liberty, and the pursuit of the world's longest zip line over water." And since we're not one to go against THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE, we pursued the latter until, bing-bong-bing-bong, we found it.

And it's freaking incredible

This Magical Electric Board Let's You Surf Without Waves

By: Grant Marek
This Magical Electric Board Let's You Surf Without Waves

Two pieces of big time news for you guys today: 1) We just found Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure on YouTube!!!!!!!!!!!!!, and 2) you can now surf WITHOUT WAVES thanks to Onean's magical electric board.

Hello, Awesome Electric Surfboard GIFs

This DIY Pool Only Takes An Hour To Build

By: Grant Marek
This DIY Pool Only Takes An Hour To Build

What do you do when your super lame accountant tells you that you can't buy everyone in America a pool? You 1) get him a vegan burrito when he asks for pork (hahahahahahahaha), and 2) do the next best thing: show everyone in America how to build their OWN pool.

Oh, and it only takes an hour to build

Guys. There's a Company That Hosts Real-Life Mario Kart Races.

By: Grant Marek
Guys. There's a Company That Hosts Real-Life Mario Kart Races.

For everyone who saw our real-life Mario Kart race down the crookedest street in the world and was like, "guyyyyyys, I totally wanna do this, but, well, I totally don't wanna go find the mini cars, and rent the costumes, and find a track, and basically do anything other than just driving a car in the race"...

CHECK THIS OUT

There's A Blacklight Slide Touring the U.S., And It Looks Totally Nuts

By: Grant Marek
There's A Blacklight Slide Touring the U.S., And It Looks Totally Nuts

Starting April 9th in Vegas this completely nutsnutsnutsNUTS slide is gonna be making its way across the country (12 states + DC) and you'll be following it to every damn stop since $20 gets you unlimited slides down a 200-footer with a 40ft drop at 35mph.

Wait. Til. You. See. These. GIFs.

Wanna Go To The World's Largest Hammock Party?

By: Grant Marek
Wanna Go To The World's Largest Hammock Party?

Ain't no party like the World's Largest Hammock Party 'cause the World's Largest Hammock Party looks like...

THIS

Could you finish 10 corndogs, 100 tater tots, and 10 beers while watching 12hrs of college hoops?

By: Grant Marek
Could you finish 10 corndogs, 100 tater tots, and 10 beers while watching 12hrs of college hoops?

And more importantly, do you want to win a year's worth of corn dogs?????

(Yes, you do.)

We Built The World's Largest Beer Can Connect Four

By: Grant Marek
We Built The World's Largest Beer Can Connect Four

We came up with a ginormous version of Connect Four that uses empty beverage cans instead of stupid tiny plastic discs.

Translation: click click click click click click

Dope Party Hacks! Dope Party Hacks! Dope Party Hacks!

By: Grant Marek
Dope Party Hacks! Dope Party Hacks! Dope Party Hacks!

Nine dope party hacks that're guaranteed to make your party dope-er and hack-ier.

That beer box in the fridge one is Bel-Air-Prince-level fresh

Chubster Nation Photos of the Week(end): Vol. I

By: Staff
Chubster Nation Photos of the Week(end): Vol. I

99% of the photos you send us are Ansel Adams-caliber. 1% of them are Whoever Is Better Than Ansel Adams-caliber. This here weekly drop is dedicated to the latter.

And the winners are...

The Fourth of July Weekend Drinking Game of Learning and Also Fun

By: Grant Marek
The Fourth of July Weekend Drinking Game of Learning and Also Fun

Since you're a flag-flying American who was planning on drinking 44 beers during your three-day Fourth of July Weekend, we figured why not drink those 44 beers while playing Kit's 44-Beer* Fourth of July Weekend Drinking Game?

Exshacktly

Wanna Ride Falkor the Luckdragon from 'The Neverending Story'?

By: Grant Marek
Wanna Ride Falkor the Luckdragon from 'The Neverending Story'?

We found a place where you can ride Falkor the luckdragon from The Neverending Story and wanted to bring it to your attention before you make your next sojourn to The Land of Schnitzel and Ineffective Walls.

WHERE IS IT??????

We Did Real-Life Mario Kart Down the "Crookedest Street in the World"

By: Grant Marek
We Did Real-Life Mario Kart Down the

What do you do when the weekend officially OFFICIALLY arrives? You do real-life Mario Kart down the "Crookedest Street in the World." In little plastic cars designed for 5-year-olds.

And video tape the entire thing

Battleship Pizza Might Be The Greatest Pizza Game Ever Invented

By: Grant Marek
Battleship Pizza Might Be The Greatest Pizza Game Ever Invented

It's like regular Battleship, except when your opponent hits one of your ships, you have to eat a bite of pizza...

... AND AN ENTIRE PACKET OF CRUSHED RED PEPPERS

The Most Awkward Movie Scenes We've Watched With Our Parents

By: Grant Marek
The Most Awkward Movie Scenes We've Watched With Our Parents

The Oscars nominations were announced last week, which naturally made us immediately think of the most awkward movie scenes we've watched with our parents. These are those.

The one where Auzy's mom covered his eyes is brutal

Real-Life Hungry Hungry Hippos? Real-Life Hungry Hungry Hippos.

By: Grant Marek
Real-Life Hungry Hungry Hippos? Real-Life Hungry Hungry Hippos.

Because Internet, we made a real-life version of Hungry Hungry Hippos this week. And then we made GIFs of that real-life version of Hungry Hungry Hippos. And then we made pizza rolls. Enjoy. (The GIFs, not the pizza rolls -- we already ate those, sorry guys.)

HUNGRIER!!!!

Can You Pass The Cheap Beer Sommelier Certification Test?

By: Grant Marek
Can You Pass The Cheap Beer Sommelier Certification Test?

Is that a Coors Light, or a Bud Heavy? A Rolling Rock or a Miller Lite??

Take the test to see how well you know your cheap beer

2015's Must-See-iest NFL Touchdown Celebrations

By: Grant Marek
2015's Must-See-iest NFL Touchdown Celebrations

You don't HAVE to watch LeSean McCoy crack a safe.

But You Do Have To Watch William Gay Crawl Around

The American Hot Tub Bucket List

By: Liz Newman
The American Hot Tub Bucket List

Complete with 21 'cuzzis that've all earned your undivided tubbing attention, either because they come with their very own waterfall (wut) or because they're the heart-shaped ones from Dumb and Dumber (wuuuuuuuut).

Come in for a soak

Here's how to play Settlers of Beertan

By: Grant Marek
Here's how to play Settlers of Beertan

AKA the greatest drinking board game ever invented.

WILL YOU BE LORD OF BEERTAN?

Here's the Office Trash Can Basketball Trick Shots video America has been waiting for

By: Grant Marek
Here's the Office Trash Can Basketball Trick Shots video America has been waiting for

The leaf blower one?

IT'S AMAZING

Two Guys. One GoPro. ALL. THE. NASHVILLE.

By: Grant Marek
Two Guys. One GoPro. ALL. THE. NASHVILLE.

And lo, Bro-ses and his perfect facial hair came down from the top of mount Guy-inai with two Wi-Fi enabled tablets and a bottle of Jack, and gave unto the people of Short Shorts Nation the greatest gift the internet hath ever given: TWO GUYS AND A GOPRO.

What could possibly go wrong?

Guys. This Hangover Cure Actually Works.

By: Grant Marek
Guys. This Hangover Cure Actually Works.

We hit up a real-life Stanford doctor -- Connor O'Brien, M to the D -- who let us in on a game-changing little game-changer: how to cure a hangover... WITH SCIENCE.

Really guys, it works
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